# A Chat Post

[September 2, 2015](https://plastomics.com/2015/09/02/a-chat-post/)[Manipulation](https://plastomics.com/category/manipulation/)

- **BARNEY:** Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with…  
- **TED:** Barney! I’m allowed to miss them alright? They’re my two best friends.  
- **BARNEY:** I’m your two best friends!

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